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Updated (edit- dante the sex god {yaoi rant}

Journal Entry: Wed Jun 25, 2008, 9:05 PM
-Finally got a cell phone (verizon)
-got a 19 inch lcd hi-def plasma tv for $300
-got a shit load of new cds, a lot of mcr
-got an x-box 360
-and a new car
-can bend my finger at a 120 degree angle
-my orthropedic surgeon would kill me if he new:3
-going on vacation from friday to next saterday
-mom quit her suck ass job
-dad hasn't been such a drunk ducsh bag
-got two new ff games
-going to a disturbed concert on sept. 12
-getting hair cut and died black a purple in aug.
-me lovesed mcr now <3
-gonna go to otakon
-got two bitchen necklaces
-got most of the shit for my new room
-get to do wtf I want wt meh room
-I got an L t-shirt
-Can draw slightly more
-now got lke 100 good movies
-got new computers (desktop and a laptop)
-my cats red reflective eyes scared me 2 death
-Got a shitload of new clothes
-went laser taggn with a broken finger
-mom brings us random fun places now
-busted my lip playing guitar hero. (I stll pwn)
-Ima get private lessons (violin)

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The first 10 people who comment on this journal will get a sketch, free.
In return, you must offer 10 free sketches in your own journal.

01 - I won't draw your request until I see this in your journal.

02 - In your comment, include a link to a reference picture of the character you want me to draw.

03 - Only one character per person.
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1st-Marvin (kitsune guy) and utena
2nd-Chad from bleach
3rd-Sasori
4th-L and light
5th-
6th-
7th-
8th-
9th-
10th-

My internet is still retarded and it still takes a hella long time to draw cause of my finger.


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RANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm getting REALLY fucking tired of the yaoi dante pictures sprawlin gthe internet! I know that half of you probably don't know what I'm talking about, but I need to say this. In general,I love yaoi, I mean what's hotter than guys? so when the women are cut out of porn, I tipically don't object, but rather accept. BUt this is getting on my god damn nerves! I can ubderstand the eminse fanbase, but my problem is that dante is quite possibly the hottest, manliest, most kick ass man in the world. SO you may ask; why do you testify to dante straightness? COm ethe fuck on! HE has pictures of naked women plastered all over his office! COme on, He's the hue heffner of life! devil arms is officially th playboy mansion of anime, I mean really, how many gay pimps do you know?
and dante and virgil?!?!?! god, he is such a pussy! I can understand how you could say that dante is straight with virgil, but noone would go out with his bitch-ass. If sparda saw half of the dante pics online, I'm sure that he would HELP hell take over, I would.


By the- in the secand chapter of the first dmc, when dante gets alaster, is squite possibly the SEXIEST scene ever. period. in shows, movies, video games, anime, manga, books, internet, fanfics, youtube videos, ANYTHING.

  • Mood: High
  • Listening to: teenagers
  • Playing: devil may cry 4
  • Drinking: coke

Free sketches for posting in this journal!

Journal Entry: Fri Jun 20, 2008, 10:38 AM
The first 10 people who comment on this journal will get a sketch, free.
In return, you must offer 10 free sketches in your own journal.

01 - I won't draw your request until I see this in your journal.

02 - In your comment, include a link to a reference picture of the character you want me to draw.

03 - Only one character per person.
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1st-Marvin (kitsune guy) and utena
2nd-Chad from bleach
3rd-Sasori
4th-L and light
5th-
6th-
7th-
8th-
9th-
10th-

also, I'm going to post alot of new things on wensday, to celabrate the start of summer break!

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I hella broke my drawing finger, but thankfully, for some reason, I can still draw and play violin. I did it by throwing francesca's purse at patrick, I'll post pic of them and me finger + some art, hopefully tonight.
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My computer is being retarde, if it takes too long to beat into submission, I'll put them up throught he library.
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FOR EVERYONE THAT I'M SKETCHING FOR: IT MIGHT SUCK BECAUSE I BROKE MY FINGER!
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Guess what? I went to the orthropedic surgeon yestersay and 1; I probably won't need any surgeary, 2; There's a peice of my bone floating around in my finger,3; My finger looks dead :O,4; The splinty thing that they put on is metal with white squishy stuff, and it looks like a teddy bear glomping my figer, I'll try to get pics.

  • Mood: High
  • Listening to: perfect insaniity
  • Watching: disturbed videos on youtube
  • Playing: with me new camera
  • Drinking: coke

OMFG apocolipse!!!!

Journal Entry: Thu Jun 5, 2008, 8:15 PM
No power. tornados. lightning every were. ten inches in an hour. no food. no acsessability. no contact.3 funnel clouds at once. no internet (I'm on me laptop.) still have to go to school.lockdown. stupid retarded school system.

so here's what happened:

We were in class three minutes from dismisel, and we hear a crack of purple lightning and thunder right next to our school, every one screams, then we line up at the door to leave. The PA comes on and says not to let us leave, every one moans and gets really close to the window to watch the storms. Complete gray outs, everyone sees the rain and is like omg rain, lightning, omg! I look outside, you can see the rain going in different directions all leaning in one way, I freak out and tell everyone to get away from the windows, I've seen to many things not to know. It was a tornado, don't ask how I know I just did okay? So noone listen to me as the epicenter gets closer, me and stephen, the only people who would listen are under the table when we feel it, the entire school was leaning, not enough to fall or anything, but enough to be worried. The smart ass school system that I'm in decides to leave us locked in our rooms with way too many windows on the forth floor, and told us if we left we would be expelled (we have under ground heavily fortified place, a nuclear fallout shelter, and hallways, if nothing else works!). I was about to go anyway when the stupidest thing ever happened, the principle came to our room and told us that they are evacuating rooms one by one, to run to our bus. I sat there, rocking back and forth, teetering precariously, and my bus driver runs inside! we sat there watching lighning hit other buses and the parking lot praying. we finally abandoned some people when they decided we better leave. Finally, by the time, it was perfectly calm, too calm, I knew that there was another storm coming. I was too peaceful. on my way home from the bus, I discover that I have no power, few windows, a meriot van plowed into my front lawn, and two feet of water in my house. One the way, I saw the reason I got off so far away from my house. TREES! Everywere, not just uprooted or struck by lightning, but tossed around like play toys by a bipolor two year old boy. There were power lines every were, the only good things are that we just got a shit load of money to fix everything, and our car was okay, and all my family members were alive, though my dad's leg got hurt, a tree fell on him. In the after math, I decided to go to the bookstore to do a project that I could obviously no longer do on the internet. I herd lightning at six, my house isn't that far away, so I ran as fast as I could, I made eight blocks in like 2 minutes, while knowing the strange ominous felling approaching, I beat the storm. when I got home, I found out what that feeling was. After my family thanking god that I made it home, I look from were I was running. ever seen war of the worlds? ya know that spiraling cloud thing of death? that's what I looked like, that appearance quikly disapated, as it turns in a quikly approaching spiraling cloud of death. We hid down stairs for a while, until it was past us. So much destruction, and now it's almost all gone! The only really weird thing is that we got so fucked when a ten blocks away was perfectly fine! ask flying-glove san! Her house is fine for the most part. The really weird thing is last saterday, right before the first thunderstorms, I had this really weird dream about a tornado that was almost exactly like what happened (the second time) It was so scary, but mostly infuriation that the school system would do such stupid things!

P.S.- We had a concert in orchestra, and we did really well, me and origami~freak did suky on our duet, but every one thought it was really good, we are apparently very good at fixing mistakes!

  • Mood: High
  • Listening to: america
  • Reading: wwz
  • Watching: mr. deeds
  • Eating: mc'ds chiken sandwitch
  • Drinking: coke

Devious Journal Entry

Journal Entry: Fri May 30, 2008, 6:16 PM
  • Mood: High
  • Listening to: la vi boheme
  • Reading: wwz
  • Watching: spelling b
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: The only surgery jessica needs is a nose job
hey! I like my nose...

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: jessica looks like peter pan!
um....


Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: jessica says she's in love with john mayer
O.o I don't know who that is


Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: jessica wants to get rough
I always do!

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A:jessica does depressed
I don't get it...O.o

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: jessica hates fat people
>< only the bitchy ones who think their better than u

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
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Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: after surgery, jessica goes all out.
..........................................

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
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can't argue

Q:Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
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uh..

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
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true XD

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
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TO MARIJUANA!!!!

random names (stolen from voodoobunny)

Journal Entry: Wed May 21, 2008, 6:01 PM
  • Mood: High
  • Listening to: paint it black
YOUR REAL NAME:
jessica

YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name plus "izzle"
jessizzle

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal)
the black wolf

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and current street)
amelia fairfax

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2
letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name)

reyjeluc

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
indigo milkshake

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets)
black snowball